New Greeting Card Designs
by Joe Kohl
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How 'bout dropping a lion? ...to hear from you. (Thought that would get your attention!) It's not a pretty sight. So where have you been keeping yourself lately? Sometimes I even laugh out loud.
I almost lost my job because of you. It's either that or the roaches are wearing sandals. But just in case, can you save me some of the good parts? Happy Birthday! Screw calories! But some fattass bought up everything in your size.
You horny bastard! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! See, I can't seem to remember either. I just didn't remember it on time. Happy Belated Birthday We're two sheep. Happy Birthday!
Let's kiss and make "UP" at least not the way you do it. Last year you were so cute. Thanks for being one! Drop in sometime.
So how's your money situation? ...but I don't think watching all that stuff is good for your heart. #37294 to be exact After all, you haven't gotten one in a year. Happy Birthday!
I hate when that happens!   So I spent the day feeling guilty so I cleaned my room. Happy Mother's Day! I hate whining alone.
Not in public anyway. You're ignoring the good parts. If I reached your age I would! for a perfect relationship Being sick sucks. Get Well Soon.
It's a tough choice, but I think we can safely eliminate the bread. 43 years later she died. When you eat your birthday cake, take smaller fistfuls. Happy Birthday!! It's the OTHER 364 days that do it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
...you start getting "You know you're getting old when" birthday cards. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! However I'm trying to improve ...or maybe it was all the wimpering that gave it away! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you really wanted a card. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Dress casually
Unfortunatly, this year I have to look backwards to it. Hope it was a good one! So where did you move it? It just took me a while to remember who "the old fart" was. Did you miss my card? Happy Belated Birthday!!! HAPPY NO OCCASION!!!
Too many birthdays. Happy Birthday!! How often do you do it? Now I'm not lonely. I don't want to bore you with the details. Is this true? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Think of it as just another excuse to party. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Happy Anniverary Next year we may invite you!! If it's any consolation I remembered your age! Happy Belated Birthday! Then again, there aren't many people your age.
Asskisser! Especially if I'm in them. Cheap but sincere! Happy Birthday from the gang!  

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